If the sharks hadn't been fed in ages I would give it a go as they will probably starve before they managed to at me.
Most people I know think i am strange, so my mate telling people he pissed on me would not bother me.
Forum is dead so i'm gonna pose some questions... apoligies if any are offensive, i don't mean to be mean or rude.
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If you were taken to an ocean laboratory, where you're shown an underwater cage full of great white sharks, and you're offered $2.7 billion to jump in the water, however if you die, the money goes to your family, would you do it?
if you were given the chance to travel the entire world, seeing all the sights, eating all the best food and sampling the very best every country has to offer, absolutely free, but on your trip home there's a 50% chance the plane will go down and you will die, would you take the trip?
if you were swimming in the ocean and you were stung by a jellyfish and dragged to shore, and after having your stings looked at you're told you need something sterile to neatrilise the sting. All you have nearby is your best friend, and a total stranger, and one of them has to pee on you.. which would you pick
If you were to learn you were going to be a father/mother... but you discovered the child was going to have downs syndrome, would you get an abortion or keep the baby?
if you were approached by a university offering $10 000 for you to allow a first year medical student to remove your little toe and sew it back on again, while you're under anesthesis, and the toe will be fully functional afterwards, would you do it?
If the sharks hadn't been fed in ages I would give it a go as they will probably starve before they managed to at me.
Most people I know think i am strange, so my mate telling people he pissed on me would not bother me.
You're a strange guy.
hehe, thanks man, now elaborate on your post in the 'On the cutting board' thread [img]wink.gif[/img]
1. How long do I have to be in the water for and have the sharks been fed recently?
2. Maybe
3. Best Friend
4. Flip a coin for it
5. Yes
the sharks haven't been fed in a long time, and you gotta be in there for, say... to make it interesting you gotta be in there until you kill them or they kill you.
And you'd pick your best friend? you realise that this means every time you're out socially they could tell the "remember the time i peed on you?" story!
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 01, 2005 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Matty2phatty ]</font>
1. Sharks? No way. Fuck money. I hate sharks.
2. You're saying the trip offers you everything life has to offer. So yeah I'll take the trip, most of us won't ever get to live as much as you said you would in the trip. I think yeah.
3. I want my friend to pee on me. Happened before.
4. I'd want to abort the soon to be down child.
5. Yes. I can miss my little toe.
1. You mean I could have gotten $2.7 billion for that? Damn!
2. You mean I didn't have to pay for that trip? Damn!
3. Neither. I always carry a pint of normal saline for just such an occasion.
4. I had a vasectomy in 1981 and a prostatectomy in 2001. The kid's not mine.
5. Anesthesis? I want to enjoy every minute of it.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man that quote looks great by itselfOriginally posted by emjen:
I want my friend to pee on me. Happened before.
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